Drivers Ed

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...........

Most uncomfortable chairs EVAR.

What did I learn?

Well, I learned that the 1980's had the BEST public service announcements EVAR.

lol eighties. Good times... not really.

I mostly talked with some of the girls who I sort of know (OMFG I KNO GURLZ) about those old Nickelodeon game shows. Hell, it was better than talking to the 9/11 conspiracy nut.

So we chatted about Legends of the Hidden Temple and Figure It Out, then laughed at how Captain Planet had a girl from the Soviet Union and how Heart was the most bullshit power ever, then I mentioned the 5 foot tall spear-beaked penguins that they found recently, and the conversation eventually found it's way to The Aristocrats.

Yes, the dirty joke.

Someday I'll post my own version of that joke. Someday.

Day 2 of 5 of drivers ed is over. It's so bad, I almost don't want to drive anymore.

By the way, Airbags > Seatbelts.