I haven't written an entry since August. It's not because school is too hard and I get overloaded, it's just that I'm fucking lazy and I forgot my username. Then I remembered it's just my gmail account. I'm dumb.
So what's happened since August? I changed up my wardrobe a bit, I wear jeans more often now. I also failed my driver's test. Twice. I'm down to 164, which isn't that great. That means I've only lost 2.6 pounds from August to November. I haven't been too good about watching what I eat. I just got my report card today, it was pretty good. Good enough, at least.
Also, for any of you who listen to the Prerecorded Friends podcast, I'm the person who wrote in the "Summer of the Goose" story you heard on episode 22. Yeah, I'm a sick fuck, etc, blah. I'll post the story here. Eventually.
Well, that's pretty much all that I have to say. I'll try not to leave for months on end again. Just like I tried to lose weight.
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Thursday, August 9, 2007
Summer Reading Sucks Balls
I have been doing summer work a lot... That's part of why I haven't posted much.
Anyways, I still have to finish my french packet, read two novels, and teach myself trigonometry all before August 28th.
Yay me.
In lighter news: A pencil was removed from an elderly German woman's head.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6933721.stm
Anyways, I still have to finish my french packet, read two novels, and teach myself trigonometry all before August 28th.
Yay me.
In lighter news: A pencil was removed from an elderly German woman's head.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6933721.stm
Sunday, July 29, 2007
We Are Anonymous. We Are Hackers On Steroids.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY
Everything in this video is a lie.
I am Anonymous. I don't do those Habbo raids and shit, but, come on. This just makes us out to be so much worse than we really are.
NO ONE is a random target. All raid targets are chosen for some reason or other. Usually for being emos or furries. We won't "disturb your life" for no reason.
NO ONE ever gets hurt. EVER. Annoying phone calls are the absolute worst thing that will happen.
NO ONE took that bomb threat seriously. Come on.
We are not hackers on steroids. We are bored out our minds and have nothing better to do than sit on an internet imageboard and trade memes.
Most Anonymous are 40-year old men who live in their mom's basement. NOT DOMESTIC TERRORISTS.
We are not serious about the racism thing. We just pretend to be.
FOX News reporters should not be allowed to say the words "Epic lulz."
We didn't blow up that van. You made that up. That wasn't even the Party Van.
If someone tries to spoil the new Harry Potter book, does that really constitute being a domestic terrorist?
Most /i/nvasions aren't even funny. They're not a big deal.
Many Anonymous are pedophiles. We make fun of people who commit suicide. We protested furry convention. We post images of people eating shit. We post gruesome pictures of people torn apart in horrible accidents. We laugh at people in trouble. We have no guilt or conciense. We do not forgive. We are blasphemers. We hate most of the people on the planet. Strangely, none of this was mentioned on the FOX News report.
Anonymous invented lolcats. No, seriously, we did. So come on... Can the guys who brought you pictures of cats with funny captions really be that bad?
Have you ever wanted to really get back at someone for something petty? Like if the cashier drops your change on the counter, and it rolls all over the floor, and you know she did it on purpose, and then she gives you a fake "Oops" with a cutesy little smile, and you just wanted to make her life miserable? Anonymous are the people who actually do something about it.
They did get one thing right about Anonymous: None of us are as cruel as all of us. You know it's true.
To be completely serious: Anonymous is not evil. Anonymous is bored and laid-back, and just wants to hang out with other Anonymous. And then when someone pisses us off, they get raided by the minority of Anonymous that actually raid. Then they act like the victim. Then people like FOX get mad at us. They don't mention that these people brought it upon themselves for being pricks.
If you don't want Anonymous to harm you: LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE. We don't want you here. We are the quiet observers, laughing as the world goes to shit. For Bob Ross's sake, just let us be.
P.S. The guy with the blacked-out face got the Anonymous credo wrong. He should be raided for breaking rules 1 & 2.
P.P.S. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, GOOD.
P.P.P.S. If Anonymous ever did blow up a sports stadium, the next day there would be people on the news saying "We did it for the lulz." I guarantee it.
Everything in this video is a lie.
I am Anonymous. I don't do those Habbo raids and shit, but, come on. This just makes us out to be so much worse than we really are.
NO ONE is a random target. All raid targets are chosen for some reason or other. Usually for being emos or furries. We won't "disturb your life" for no reason.
NO ONE ever gets hurt. EVER. Annoying phone calls are the absolute worst thing that will happen.
NO ONE took that bomb threat seriously. Come on.
We are not hackers on steroids. We are bored out our minds and have nothing better to do than sit on an internet imageboard and trade memes.
Most Anonymous are 40-year old men who live in their mom's basement. NOT DOMESTIC TERRORISTS.
We are not serious about the racism thing. We just pretend to be.
FOX News reporters should not be allowed to say the words "Epic lulz."
We didn't blow up that van. You made that up. That wasn't even the Party Van.
If someone tries to spoil the new Harry Potter book, does that really constitute being a domestic terrorist?
Most /i/nvasions aren't even funny. They're not a big deal.
Many Anonymous are pedophiles. We make fun of people who commit suicide. We protested furry convention. We post images of people eating shit. We post gruesome pictures of people torn apart in horrible accidents. We laugh at people in trouble. We have no guilt or conciense. We do not forgive. We are blasphemers. We hate most of the people on the planet. Strangely, none of this was mentioned on the FOX News report.
Anonymous invented lolcats. No, seriously, we did. So come on... Can the guys who brought you pictures of cats with funny captions really be that bad?
Have you ever wanted to really get back at someone for something petty? Like if the cashier drops your change on the counter, and it rolls all over the floor, and you know she did it on purpose, and then she gives you a fake "Oops" with a cutesy little smile, and you just wanted to make her life miserable? Anonymous are the people who actually do something about it.
They did get one thing right about Anonymous: None of us are as cruel as all of us. You know it's true.
To be completely serious: Anonymous is not evil. Anonymous is bored and laid-back, and just wants to hang out with other Anonymous. And then when someone pisses us off, they get raided by the minority of Anonymous that actually raid. Then they act like the victim. Then people like FOX get mad at us. They don't mention that these people brought it upon themselves for being pricks.
If you don't want Anonymous to harm you: LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE. We don't want you here. We are the quiet observers, laughing as the world goes to shit. For Bob Ross's sake, just let us be.
P.S. The guy with the blacked-out face got the Anonymous credo wrong. He should be raided for breaking rules 1 & 2.
P.P.S. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, GOOD.
P.P.P.S. If Anonymous ever did blow up a sports stadium, the next day there would be people on the news saying "We did it for the lulz." I guarantee it.
Obscure Animal Of The Week: Mantis Shrimp
Just read the article on Wikipedia, alright? I pretty much just copy it anyways. Also, do a google image search. Mantis shrimp are fugly.
"Hey guys. What's up?"
"Hey guys. What's up?"Wednesday, July 25, 2007
SPOILERS
Concerning Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows:
All the rumors you heard are true.
Even the ones I made up.
Also...
VOLDEMORT KILLS THE SORTING HAT.
No one seems to like that spoiler.
I'll get around to posting my opinions on it.
Anyways...
I weighed myself today. I'm down to 166.6 (lol). I don't look it, though. I think the scale's broken. Also, my shorts weigh one pound.
I've been limiting portions now, and I've eliminated snacking. For someone with as little willpower as me, that's a major accomplishment. Of course, while I was adjusting to eating less, I was FUCKING STARVING. It's not so bad now though.
If I actually have lost 20 pounds in the three months or so I've started caring about my health, then I no longer have any sympathy for fat people. I never realized that it was actually easy to lose weight. I feel ashamed that it took me so long to bother doing anything.
On the other hand, if my scale is just broken, then losing weight is fucking hard.
Next subject: The library OMFG.
For the past couple of months, I've had a part-time job at my library. This is a good thing, because it's easier and pays better than Market Basket and I also have access to tons of free stuff, like new DVDs. Anyways, in all the time I've been here, I've been punctual, always on time, usually a few minutes early. ONCE I was five minutes late, but it honestly wasn't a big deal.
The other day, I was scheduled to work the 1-5 shift. I didn't know. I had accidently overlooked it when I put my work schedule down on my calender, and I completely forgot about it.
I was just hanging around my house browsing the darkest corners of the internet, when at 2:45, I got a call from my supervisor/coworker, who said, "I was just wondering if you were coming in today?" in that yuppie/Stepford Wife voice of hers.
"SHIT," I thought to myself. I was feeling pretty guilty about missing my shift, and promised I'd get there right away. I apologized sincerely and then hung up.
As I was putting my shoes on, I thought, "Wait a minute. My shift started at 1:00. WHY THE FUCK DID SHE WAIT TILL QUARTER OF THREE TO CALL?" It's not like the library is a huge business where someone could have just overlooked me until almost two hours later. The only people scheduled in that time slot were me and her. What, she couldn't find time to call?
I got really pissed on my way over. If she'd called at 1:10 and asked where I was, I would have been honestly sorry and I probably would have skipped my break to make up for it. But since she waited an HOUR AND A HALF longer than she should have to call and ask me if I was coming in, I was just mad. Fuck her. I worked my ass off, but I didn't offer to stay after the end of my shift to make up for it.
In lighter news, there are rumors floating around the circulation desk of a raise for part-time workers. If I were superstitious, I'd pray for luck. And drink the Kool-Aid and wear Nikes and a tin foil hat. Good thing I'm a skeptic.
Speaking of which, I secretly laugh at all the people who rent Feng Shui books. And I cry a little inside whenever someone takes out "Natural Cures THEY Don't Want You To Know About." Even the title makes it sound like a conspiracy nut wrote it. But don't worry, Kevin Trudeau isn't a conspiracy nut. He's just a LYING SACK OF SHIT WHO DESERVES TO EAT FLAMING SHIT FOR SCAMMING, DECIEVING, AND ENDANGERING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE.
I mean, I'm all for freedom of speech and all, but this book is actually dangerous. Not dangerous like Harry Potter and other books that drive our children away from God and towards Satanic pagan witchcraft, I mean dangerous like convincing people to shun medical care in exchange for expensive substances which more often than not, don't do anything. In the end, people who listen to what Mr. Trudeau has to say end up with quite a bit less money than before, or, in some cases, they end up dying from cancer because they decided to eat coral rather than go to chemotherapy.
Kevin Trudeau is a despicable person. He's worse than Tom Cruise.
All the rumors you heard are true.
Even the ones I made up.
Also...
VOLDEMORT KILLS THE SORTING HAT.
No one seems to like that spoiler.
I'll get around to posting my opinions on it.
Anyways...
I weighed myself today. I'm down to 166.6 (lol). I don't look it, though. I think the scale's broken. Also, my shorts weigh one pound.
I've been limiting portions now, and I've eliminated snacking. For someone with as little willpower as me, that's a major accomplishment. Of course, while I was adjusting to eating less, I was FUCKING STARVING. It's not so bad now though.
If I actually have lost 20 pounds in the three months or so I've started caring about my health, then I no longer have any sympathy for fat people. I never realized that it was actually easy to lose weight. I feel ashamed that it took me so long to bother doing anything.
On the other hand, if my scale is just broken, then losing weight is fucking hard.
Next subject: The library OMFG.
For the past couple of months, I've had a part-time job at my library. This is a good thing, because it's easier and pays better than Market Basket and I also have access to tons of free stuff, like new DVDs. Anyways, in all the time I've been here, I've been punctual, always on time, usually a few minutes early. ONCE I was five minutes late, but it honestly wasn't a big deal.
The other day, I was scheduled to work the 1-5 shift. I didn't know. I had accidently overlooked it when I put my work schedule down on my calender, and I completely forgot about it.
I was just hanging around my house browsing the darkest corners of the internet, when at 2:45, I got a call from my supervisor/coworker, who said, "I was just wondering if you were coming in today?" in that yuppie/Stepford Wife voice of hers.
"SHIT," I thought to myself. I was feeling pretty guilty about missing my shift, and promised I'd get there right away. I apologized sincerely and then hung up.
As I was putting my shoes on, I thought, "Wait a minute. My shift started at 1:00. WHY THE FUCK DID SHE WAIT TILL QUARTER OF THREE TO CALL?" It's not like the library is a huge business where someone could have just overlooked me until almost two hours later. The only people scheduled in that time slot were me and her. What, she couldn't find time to call?
I got really pissed on my way over. If she'd called at 1:10 and asked where I was, I would have been honestly sorry and I probably would have skipped my break to make up for it. But since she waited an HOUR AND A HALF longer than she should have to call and ask me if I was coming in, I was just mad. Fuck her. I worked my ass off, but I didn't offer to stay after the end of my shift to make up for it.
In lighter news, there are rumors floating around the circulation desk of a raise for part-time workers. If I were superstitious, I'd pray for luck. And drink the Kool-Aid and wear Nikes and a tin foil hat. Good thing I'm a skeptic.
Speaking of which, I secretly laugh at all the people who rent Feng Shui books. And I cry a little inside whenever someone takes out "Natural Cures THEY Don't Want You To Know About." Even the title makes it sound like a conspiracy nut wrote it. But don't worry, Kevin Trudeau isn't a conspiracy nut. He's just a LYING SACK OF SHIT WHO DESERVES TO EAT FLAMING SHIT FOR SCAMMING, DECIEVING, AND ENDANGERING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE.
I mean, I'm all for freedom of speech and all, but this book is actually dangerous. Not dangerous like Harry Potter and other books that drive our children away from God and towards Satanic pagan witchcraft, I mean dangerous like convincing people to shun medical care in exchange for expensive substances which more often than not, don't do anything. In the end, people who listen to what Mr. Trudeau has to say end up with quite a bit less money than before, or, in some cases, they end up dying from cancer because they decided to eat coral rather than go to chemotherapy.
Kevin Trudeau is a despicable person. He's worse than Tom Cruise.
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Saturday, July 21, 2007
SNAPE KILLS AERIS...DUMBLEDORE
Holy fucking shit - I just got Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
Bye - I'm gonna go read.
Bye - I'm gonna go read.
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