Sunday, July 29, 2007

We Are Anonymous. We Are Hackers On Steroids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

Everything in this video is a lie.

I am Anonymous. I don't do those Habbo raids and shit, but, come on. This just makes us out to be so much worse than we really are.

NO ONE is a random target. All raid targets are chosen for some reason or other. Usually for being emos or furries. We won't "disturb your life" for no reason.

NO ONE ever gets hurt. EVER. Annoying phone calls are the absolute worst thing that will happen.

NO ONE took that bomb threat seriously. Come on.

We are not hackers on steroids. We are bored out our minds and have nothing better to do than sit on an internet imageboard and trade memes.

Most Anonymous are 40-year old men who live in their mom's basement. NOT DOMESTIC TERRORISTS.

We are not serious about the racism thing. We just pretend to be.

FOX News reporters should not be allowed to say the words "Epic lulz."

We didn't blow up that van. You made that up. That wasn't even the Party Van.

If someone tries to spoil the new Harry Potter book, does that really constitute being a domestic terrorist?

Most /i/nvasions aren't even funny. They're not a big deal.

Many Anonymous are pedophiles. We make fun of people who commit suicide. We protested furry convention. We post images of people eating shit. We post gruesome pictures of people torn apart in horrible accidents. We laugh at people in trouble. We have no guilt or conciense. We do not forgive. We are blasphemers. We hate most of the people on the planet. Strangely, none of this was mentioned on the FOX News report.

Anonymous invented lolcats. No, seriously, we did. So come on... Can the guys who brought you pictures of cats with funny captions really be that bad?

Have you ever wanted to really get back at someone for something petty? Like if the cashier drops your change on the counter, and it rolls all over the floor, and you know she did it on purpose, and then she gives you a fake "Oops" with a cutesy little smile, and you just wanted to make her life miserable? Anonymous are the people who actually do something about it.

They did get one thing right about Anonymous: None of us are as cruel as all of us. You know it's true.

To be completely serious: Anonymous is not evil. Anonymous is bored and laid-back, and just wants to hang out with other Anonymous. And then when someone pisses us off, they get raided by the minority of Anonymous that actually raid. Then they act like the victim. Then people like FOX get mad at us. They don't mention that these people brought it upon themselves for being pricks.

If you don't want Anonymous to harm you: LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE. We don't want you here. We are the quiet observers, laughing as the world goes to shit. For Bob Ross's sake, just let us be.

P.S. The guy with the blacked-out face got the Anonymous credo wrong. He should be raided for breaking rules 1 & 2.

P.P.S. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, GOOD.

P.P.P.S. If Anonymous ever did blow up a sports stadium, the next day there would be people on the news saying "We did it for the lulz." I guarantee it.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

wow...

voodooKobra said...

Leave it to Faux News to fuck that up.

Anonymous said...

1 and 2

Anonymous said...

Indeed. Everyone is there for a reason. Lies over lies truth then foretold. Let us meet in our site and find it so might.

IP, proxy anyone can do that

FF7_Fan_Cloud said...

ya, the word furry came up so often in the report. they didnt say it once dumbass. you just have a large stick up your ass that needs to either get removed so you can finally benefit society, or finish the job by impaling you so we dont have to deal with your bullshit. you got that big of a problem, then fucken do somthing about it you fucken douche bag pansy fuck. and quit fucken talken like your one of them. why dont you fucken come after me then. no, im serious. hunt me down, and fucken bring it on. ill fucken set you straight. what, not going to do anythying about it, thought so. grow some balls and dump your boyfriend and BRING IT ON!

Yahiko Yasamura said...

I bet he's a closet furry.

Anonymous said...

Epic lulz.
:-)
You've just won 100000+ Internets. Also, FF7_Fan_Cloud, you're not of a retard. First, I highly suggest you learn how to spell first.
:)

Ilovellamafood said...

Anonymous is anonymous. It's not a title to embrace. You don't have an Anonymous identity, your identity is anonymous. You can't call yourself Anonymous because by doing so you have idendtified yourself. By doing that you are bragging about Anonymous feats that I am sure you had no real part in other than talking about it the next day. You are a bystander of the Anonymous workings. It's not we, it is they.

Anonymous said...

You have destroyed anonymous

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