lol irony
I mean, come on. Is there a more dull religion out there? If I'm gonna believe in my invisible friend in the sky, I at least want to have some fun. Not all this piety and worship and those miserable psalms. They're so depressing.
Another side effect of living in a Catholic household is the uptight parents. You know what I mean. Or, if you don't, just know that if they ever found my blog, I'd be disowned. Yet, I keep writing anyways. I wonder why. I guess it's just the thrill of having a secret. Like those guys who do Parent Traps.
Parent Trap - Another one of those horrible sex acts like Dirty Sanchez and Dutch Oven. To do a Parent Trap, just go to the other side of the house from your mom. Then yell, "Hey Ma, come here," and whip out your dick. Beat off and cum before she gets to your room. If you don't make it in time... Well, too bad.
I guess that's for people with an exhibitionist fetish. Seems weird, but it is absolutely not the weirdest thing I've read about.
There are so many of these perverted sex acts (which I swear no one actually ever does) it's not even funny. And if you heard of some of them, you'd make this face:
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