Help Control The Redneck Population. Spay And Neuter Your Redneck Today.

Okay, I'm all for libertarianism and freedom and shit, but lets be honest: Some people should not be allowed to have kids.

Just visit this blog and you'll see some examples of what I mean.

bbcamerican.blogspot.com

Just terrible.

To quote NOFX, "Why are all the stupid people breeding?"

I honestly think that there should be parenting tests. If the couple's combined I.Q. is lower than 160, you don't get a baby license and you're not allowed to breed. I'm not joking. I would actually be in favor of this becoming law. We don't need more rednecks. When I look at Larry the Cable Guy, I cry a little inside. I honestly might leave the country if they take over. More than they already have, I mean.

Rednecks are tools. They are pawns in the most successful conspiracy in American history. The modern Republican party.

They created an us-and-them, homogenization, follow-the-leader mentality. Then, they pushed a common religion. Conveniently, this religion is anti-birth control. Meaning, the mindless sheep are gonna have kids who will become mindless sheep. They're just gonna outbreed the rest of us until it becomes completely majority rule.

That's even more dastardly than the Transformers plot.

1. Create line of toys with so many moving parts that they're guaranteed to break so you have to buy a new one.

2. Create a television series to advertise for the toys.

3. Introduce new characters in the show so you can sell their toys.

4. Wait until the children who watched the show and bought the toys have grown up, and then release an action-packed nostalgia fest.

5. ????

6. Profit!